The Raving Knave

rave - 1 a : to talk irrationally in or as if in delirium b : to speak out wildly c : to talk with extreme enthusiasm (raved about its beauty)//knave - 1 archaic a : a boy servant b : a male servant c : a man of humble birth or position 2 : a tricky deceitful fellow 3 : JACK

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Y-Y-YABBA-DABBA-DO-O-O!!

Well, got the first three chapters of the research paper finalized and turned in to the teacher. That's a huge load off the old shoulders. Yep, feeling good now! Feelin' spry and loosey-goosey! Why, I can even touch my toes - imagine that! Now all I have to do is the actual experiment and conclusion, both of which I could readily fake, but somehow my conscience won't allow it. No matter. The end is near, and soon I'll be sending out graduation notices. It's about time I sent out something. I usually get wedding announcements or baby arrivals in the mail.

I might also have the house to myself this weekend, and since Episode III has finally come out, I can finally have THE ULTIMATE NO PANTS DAY!! Yes! It'll be just me, two 1.5 lb. summer sausages, a huge block of greasy yellow cheese the size of my head, a cold twenty-four pack of Dr. Pepper, my favorite pair of boxer shorts and the complete STAR WARS ANTHOLOGY! I guess my dog should be included in there somewhere, but then again, I may put him outside with food and water. He's a good dog, no need to letting him see me in such a state.

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